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FiftyFourandAHalf · More than just another wiseass
Your Majesty, if I may call you that, it’s about freaking time you were noticed for your greatness.
We newly anointed monarchs cannot stand on too much ceremony, Tops. So yes, you may address me as “Your Magesty” or as “Everybody’s Magesty” if you prefer.
Yay for Rara!
Congrats, your graciousness!
I bow, grovel and otherwise well you know. This is quite wonderful.
Isn’t it a hoot?
Glad to see the word is getting out about you.
Seriously, it was getting to be a hard secret to keep!
The only one who doesn’t seem to know it is Mr. AndAHalf!
Coronation? But you’re ALREADY the Queen, my liege. You don’t need to hold a party for what you’ve already done, your magnificence.
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By the by, I’ve never tossed a cape over a puddle, but I DID give a fair lady the coat I was wearing when she was cold. Seriously. I even have a picture of Grace wearing my coat! (I was chivalrous long before I was a knight.
You are one in a million, John! Happy New Year. I hope you have adequately shoveled the kingdom, John or heads will roll.
Oh, there are a couple I’d like to see roll! Like the dang plow driver who WAITED until I had finished the mouth of my drive, then buried it in 6″ of concrete-like snow! If he hadn’t buried my pain-in-the-butt neighbor’s car in a couple feet of the stuff, I’d a chased him down and plowed HIM!
Ouch!