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It’s really not! Yesterday I received calls from Newt, Mitt, Paul,Rick & Clint all within a half hour!! Click, click, click, SLAM, click. Sorry gentleman you have the WRONG number!
Hey, Newt hasn’t called me yet! Nor has Clint (although one of my neighbor cleverly has an empty chair next to his Romney sign). I feel so left out!
You sound jealous. My mom was jealous too. Clint was whispering “This is Clint Eastwood…you heard that right” CLICK
If Romney does win, I might actually go into a binder and stay there for awhile.
That’s not going to happen. Them winning. You on the other hand are bound for glory. But in a good way.
I love it! You are a treasure, Elyse!
I knew you’d like it, Lorna. And a treasure? Will that make my tax rate go up under Obama?
Glad you liked it!
First I thought you are in the picture.
That, I guess, is the down side of not showing my face in my gravitar!
Absolutely! I am waiting for the day when you are going to come up with the real picture of yours.
But, if we turn it back 50 years, wouldn’t that make Mitt draft-worthy to have his butt parcel-posted over to ‘Nam? I’d pay GOOD money to see that chuckle-head in fatigues, dodging AK fire!
He WAS draft-able at the time. He did his “service” as a Mormon missionary in France, the asshole. But he was very much in support of the war, natch. Chicken-hawk.
Well, if you can wire me about $200, I can get an AK cheap, I’m sure I have an all-black outfit around here, and Mittsie’s BOUND to be in OH somewhere soon! ( I do NOT advocate violence against people. Then again, I refuse to recognise Mitt as person! )
Careful now. Please don’t express a desire for gun violence to a gun control supporter. I am simply expecting Mitt’s serial lying to catch up with him, wherein he will spontaneously ignight beginning with his lying pants.
So … wild guess here, but your car doesn’t have a bumper sticker saying “Gun control means using both hands”?
So how do you feel about SWORD violence?
That bumper sticker is on my other car……….
I’m not big on violence of any kind, actually. Slapping folks silly is often tempting, though.
Okay – that’ll get you a big “Amen, Sister!”.
Excellent pic, Elyse. Colbert King of The Washington Post had an excellent essay today on what would be affected if Romney won and it underscores your message: “If Romney prevails, who will dictate what policies a Romney administration pursues? Certainly not Mitt Romney, a panderer and flip-flopper whose convictions don’t extend far beyond getting elected.
But the next president will make appointments to the Justice Department, State Department, the Pentagon; the departments of Homeland Security and Health and Human Services; the Securities and Exchange Commission; the Treasury Department; and probably a Supreme Court justice or two. And there will be political jobs galore to fill. With a Romney administration, that means recruiting people who hate the federal government.
So where will Romney turn for help? Why, from those who helped get him where he is today: Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter and the Fox news crew, to name a few.”
BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID AND VOTE LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS UPON IT, WHICH I KNOW MINE DOES!
Yes, we need to get rid of Mitt. Perhaps he can become mayor of Wassilla.
I love it!!! I was first in line for early voting this morning…I did my part. Not having a land line and a “do not call” cell phone has spared me the calls, but I am ready to puncture my own eardrums so I do not have to listen to one more political ad.
Good for you, Katy! And I didn’t get to call you? I’ve been calling folks for weeks. “Hi, my name is Elyse and I know you hate getting these calls ….” 3 more days!!!
can a picture be too perfect?
It would be hard, unless it came off of your blog that is!
I posted this pic on my Facebook page earlier! Some people took offense.
Well, you know what they say about folks who can’t take a joke. And then of course, there are those who can’t face the truth.
“You know what they say”? Is that “Screw’ em if they can’t take a joke, screw ‘em if they can, what’s this Navy got a country for, anyway”?
Somehow I just can’t picture Donna Reed saying that. Maybe Laura Petrie, but not Donna Reed.
Mary Richards would be the TV woman to figure this one out!
Nor June Clever….
June Cleaver either
Nice to finally roll up here on Wednesday and be able to laugh with a lot less stress than I would have had…
Isn’t it great, Guap? Isn’t it just great???? Life is good. My ulcer was worth it! (Just kidding, I’m pretty sure.)
I think you earned yourself some ice cream.
To soothe the ulcer, of course…
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